![]() “Don’t cry, it’s a luxury you can’t afford.” I don’t know how it’s possible for a man look both frustrated and bored while listening to the intimate details of a sordid murder, but Hardwicke does a sensational job convincing us that Pricey would rather be listening to the cricket. He ponders, “I could hardly live here after that, could I?” As his daughter confesses the emotional circumstances that led her to kill her lover, Princey has little time for her obvious distress. He’s a father who doesn’t want his daughter declared insane or tried for murder. Hardwicke is great in the lead, exuding that sense of disconnected British sophistication, remarkably self-absorbed. “I do not intend to have that position destroyed by the stupidity of one foolish female.” Don’t you just hate it when the kids ruin your family’s prestigious reputation? “Our family’s held a position of respect in this community for generations,” Mister Princey tells his family. It’s a rather wonderful skewering of the British class system, where social standing and the value of the family name is much more important than some trifling inconvenience like a murder. “I always find it heartwarming to see a family standing shoulder-to-shoulder in the face of adversity,” Hitchcock notes in his (as usual) tongue-in-cheek closing monologue. Princey laments, and that’s about as much thought as the poor schoolmaster gets for the entirety of the episode as the family starts scheming and plotting to cover up their involvement in the murder. “I don’t understand, why should such a terrible thing happen to us?” Mrs. It’s a wonderfully grim comedy as an upper class family lament the fact their daughter has murdered a schoolmaster. Indeed, the title card even credits Hardwicke as “Sir Cedric Hardwicke”, setting the tone for the episode to follow. Sir Cedric Hardwicke excels as the patriarch of a proud British family who has to deal with the inconvenience of a murder on the family estate. Any excuse to see Hitchcock working with John Williams is worth the price of admission, even if the veteran performer finds himself relegated to a supporting role here. ![]() It’s a bit of a strange cocktail, a comedy of manners about a sordid murder, but Hitchcock makes it work, in no small part to the work of a fantastic ensemble cast. Wet Saturday is what you’d get if you crossed a Hitchcock murder mystery with a very British farce. It’s a very worthwhile cause and you can donate here. The “For the Love of Film” blogathon this year is raising money to keep one of Hitchcock’s earlier works, The White Shadow (which he wrote, edited, designed and assistant-directed), available on-line and streaming for free. I’ll be looking at some of the episodes of the classic show that he directed. As part of the “For the Love of Film” blogathon, I’ll be taking a look at Alfred Hitchcock’s contributions to his celebrated anthology series Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
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Since then, we’ve seen cats playing the piano and tons of memes While there are plenty of clean memes, there are just as many dirty memes for adults that are just as funny. We have tons of funny posts and videos covering all of pop culture.The World Wide Web was technically invented in 1989 by British scientist Tim Berners-Lee but it wasn’t until the late 90s that “going online” started to be mainstream. ![]() If you love this content, make sure to check out the rest of our site. Also, leave us a comment and share our posts with your family and friends. That’s why they are so popular, as not everyone is going to get the joke.ĭo you love funny sex memes or have some dirty sex memes we haven’t seen? Send them to us! If we like them, we will include them in a future post. To appreciate many sex memes, you have to have a point of reference or experience in that area. However, the majority of both dirty sex memes and funny sex memes are very clever. 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![]() Download a star map (there’s no service on the mountain). Bring binoculars or something for the kids to look through. This is one I wish we hadn’t just shown up for. The viewing area is easily accessible, but the camping area is rustic. Speaking of things you didn’t know Pennsylvania had, how about access to the Aurora Borealis? It’s not common enough to bank on, but Cherry Springs State Park is one of the nation’s best dark skies. Head to the other side of the island for a smooth trail through the woods and along the lake – it’s all the best of nature crammed into one tiny isle! Cherry Springs State Park There are waves, ok? Beach #7 and #8 have wheelchair access to the water, and beach wheelchairs on loan, along with ADA amenities. Welcome to the beach! Yes… I know it’s a lake, but don’t you dare argue with me until you’ve visited. The Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh and the Carnegie Science Center were our favorites, but you can view the whole list, here. Every accommodation you could need is available – every kid will have fun! I’ve never seen such impressive children’s museums with such a thorough attention to inclusion. Get the full itinerary (including one of the best hidden gem restaurants I’ve ever uncovered) here! PittsburghĪccessibility around town in Pittsburgh is messy, but I kept this one on the list because of its fantastic museums. Don’t miss the sign on the bridge as you enter Latrobe, welcoming you with “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.” Stop by the Fred Rogers Memorial Park and snap your picture with his statue. Visit the Fred Rogers Center to learn his story and see artifacts (and sweaters!) from the show. Rogers sites with his childhood home, burial place, and church. Rogers, our own national icon, is from Latrobe, in the Laurel Highlands. This small city in central Pennsylvania is my children’s favorite vacation destination… on the planet. Here’s an interactive map to get you started! Altoona Some paths are not accessible, but there are pull-offs at each major site, with accessible trails from there. Start at the visitor’s center, which houses a museum that will give your family all the background they need (and that mom may not remember well enough to explain). I just know you’d be missing something if you didn’t swing through the location that turned the tides for the Civil War, and where Lincoln delivered his most famous address. I won’t debate what Pennsylvania’s greatest contribution to history has been. Take a walk across the bridge and enjoy City Island, take a street art tour, explore the thriving market, or fill up on more local yummies – here are our favorites! Gettysburg They also have an excellent hands-on play area for younger children. The State Museum gives a history of the state – and all the things you didn’t know were from PA! From local dinosaur fossils to inventions that have taken the world by storm, you’ll be impressed by all Pennsylvania has accomplished. You’ll want at least a couple of days to explore it all! Lancaster County You can check out more accessible Philadelphia ideas, here. Pat’s, Geno’s, and Reading Terminal Market are all accessible. All of these offer $2 admission with your disability ACCESS card through Philly’s Art-Reach program!ĭon’t forget to try all of the cheesesteaks. Our other accessible Philly favorites include Eastern State Penitentiary, Philadelphia Museum of Art, The Franklin Institute, The Academy of Natural Sciences of Drexel University (for the dinosaurs), and the Please Touch Museum (for younger kids). Unfortunately, it’s also one of the least accessible parts of the city. Independence Hall is just across the street and has ramped access for the downstairs and the full tour of the birthplace of our constitution.Ĭhinatown is walking distance from historic downtown and you’ll want to eat everything there. Start at Independence Visitor Center (it’s more than just a visitor’s center) for an overview of the city’s history, an interactive tour, and a view of the Liberty Bell. It only makes sense to begin at the hub of our nation’s history. A day in prison turned out to be the kids’ favorite… ![]() It can float in the middle of a room as long as it is grounded by a rug and/or surrounding pieces.Ģ) Windows don’t have to be unencumbered to the extent that none of the glass is blocked by furniture. ![]() First, some preliminary advice we have for any living room (and, actually, any room in general):ġ) Furniture doesn’t have to line up to the perimeter of the room. There are a lot of architectural features to contend with. Like many living rooms, this one has 2 entrances/exits, a wall of windows and a fireplace. SO, today we’re going to work through one of her questions - how to furnish a living room that has multiple entrances (windows, fireplace, etc.) and provide ample seating for big families/events. ![]() Plus, she had some universally relevant questions in her mix. Thankfully, we were in touch with the lovely woman who made the submission and she was more than understanding as to why we had missed her request. It had been a long, complicated submission…yes, I’m making excuses…and after pushing it off week-after-week, it got lost in the shuffle and we completely forgot about it. When it was all said and done, we had missed one submission. You’ll find a lot of free advice, mood boards and shoppable links. Side note: if you want to check out these posts, go to the “Post Archive” tab on the right side of your screen and click on “Designer for a Day”. We covered a lot of ground in a series of 9 posts. Way back in April (can you believe it’s mid July!?), we collected submissions from followers for free advice on paint colors, furnishings, layout and general design dilemmas. ![]() ![]() Spiders are the menace of Grounded, and there's an arachnophobia mode that reduces them to friendly floating blobs if you're totally not OK with that. They'll make you feel like Frodo facing Shelob. And the size of them: my god they're big. It's in the way they move, the way the legs come up and over as they feel their way forward, eerily gliding along like a scrunched up horror hand, or in the way their legs tuck close while they rest. The care and attention Obsidian has lavished on them warms my heart. Here, Obsidian's RPG hallmarks are plain to see.īut when I said Grounded is a world of things you'd never noticed before, of batteries and baseballs and juice boxes lost in the grass (quite a messy backyard actually), that's not entirely true, because living here, of course, are spiders, and they're magnificent. There's not a lot of story implemented at the moment but what's there shows promise, especially when you find a quirky robot with a moustache and dialogue options and daily quests. You're essentially trying to find out what the hell is going on and why you're so small, and why there are tiny research bases here. There are spiders.īut Grounded, unlike Minecraft, has a more scripted world, with a story to providing structure and a path of sorts to follow. 10 Minutes of Grounded Gameplay This is a montage of me playing. The more materials you analyse at a research station, the more options you unlock, and there seem to be a lot, from stuffed mite pillows to slime sconces and mushroom gardens. It's a base-building game like Minecraft where you gather materials from the tiny-big environment around you, felling blades of grass the size of trees for example, and then turn them into a wide array of different things. ![]() Welcome to Grounded, a Honey I Shrunk the Kids backyard world where you are the size of a paperclip, struggling to keep yourself fed, watered and alive among an ecosystem of things you never really noticed before: gnats, mites, aphids, all of which are now the relative size of a cat. If only the roles were reversed, then we'd see! I hear horror stories of people vacuuming them or stamping on them, tearing around their houses causing spider genocide just because these things tried to make a home there. Mind you, one did crawl across the duvet onto her neck so I suppose that's a contributing factor.Īt least the spiders have me, their friend, around to displace them kindly. "Can you get rid of it? Don't pick it up!" She doesn't even care if it's a house spider and it's supposed to live here! She wants it evicted, how heartless. When I try to tell my girlfriend it's good to have them around she doesn't seem to understand. Available: Out now in Steam Early Access (£25) and on Game Preview for PC and Xbox (included with Game Pass).īut not everyone likes them, you might be surprised to hear.They're beautifully efficient, wonderfully evolved. When I see occupied corners and windowsills I consider the room well fortified because nothing stands a chance against them. They're my household security against other pests. I must have inherited his befriend-a-spider gene because I rather like them, like having them around the house. My dad had a spider in his shower for months and he named it Boris, and when one day the spider was no longer there, he seemed genuinely upset. Please be warned that there are images of spiders in this article. ![]() You can place helping blocks on the floor to assist you in creating the base layout.Ĭontinue by cropping out the grass within the main format of the build but leaving a 2-block gap from the walls of the farm. We’re talking about a substantial barn here that’s 30 blocks wide and 19 blocks tall. This is to say that you will be needing some uncommon resources for this build, but rest assured, since those too aren’t over the top as well. As you can comprehend from the image above, this is not your average Joe of a farm. The Awesome Minecraft Farm is easily one of the best for users with a developed aesthetic sense. That should set you up with a cool-looking farm with spacious compartments for growing food. Repeat the process three times throughout the length of the corridor in a balanced proportion. You can build the entrance to about 4 blocks high in combination with Stone Bricks and S tone Slabs. Once done, fill in the floor with Stone Bricks and you should be good to go. Dig out the blocks on the ground before you form the entrance though. ![]() This is to make sure that the back is spacious enough to protrude outside. The corridor should be about 9 blocks in length. ![]() Speaking of which, this build uses a 5- by 6-block format for creating four different sections for your animals and growing resources. It’s got a decent design, an affable entrance, and a simple-to-follow layout. You can also implement Glass Panels within the mix for extra flair, but we’ll be leaving that up to you.Īnimal Minecraft Farm is one of the most effective ones to kickstart your adventuring journey in the game. The base layout follows a 5 by 5 format, and you can establish that using Spruce Wood blocks. People looking to build a sizable farm in Survival Mode cannot overlook what happens to be one of the best farm ideas in the game. Those two are materials that you start to get early on in the game. This is a more or less beginner-level farm requiring about 148 Stone Brick Slabs and 96 Dirt blocks. As for the materials needed, there’s no need to use something difficult to get. In addition to the overall design it has, you’re looking at an exceptionally solid farm with attributes that could satisfy you for days. It comprises several different compartments if a player is looking to farm certain types of resources. Starting off this list is the Compact Minecraft Farm that looks and feels like a modern-day shamba. Minecraft Farm Ideas Compact Minecraft Farm Source: disruptive builds ![]() His original work can be found in private collections and institutions with solo exhibitions featured in cities from Tokyo to LA, London to New York. Martins work features with festivals, projects and walls globally. whether immersing entirely or embellishing a detail, the images disappear beneath expressive, spray-painted strokes of assorted colours and textures. True to form, no gray space stays gray for long in Martins presence. Martin Whatson is part of Street Art Cities, the biggest database of street art from all over the world. Whatson has created a career in urban art by mixing the classical and natural with urban graffiti aesthetics. The mix of monochrome stencil work and colourful freehand graffiti is typical of the artists style. Over the past decade, Martin has developed an unmistakable aesthetic combining abstract movement with figurative stencilled compositions. For this visit to Nuart, the Norwegian street artist Martin Whatson contributed one of his typically colourful takes on graffiti motifs. This interest for decay has helped develop his style, motives. He looks for inspirations in city landscapes and old soon to be demolished buildings. Martin has a continuous urge to search for beauty in what is commonly dismissed as ugly, out of style or simply left behind. The ashen tones of the compositions and vacant backgrounds are reminiscent of his alternative canvases, the concrete. Martin Whatson (b.1984) is a Norwegian street artist best known for his calligraphic scribbles in grayscale voids. 1984) is a Norwegian born and based stencil artist. Almost stylised, these minimal figures are constructed of a few layers of hand-cut stencils. Delicate and organic characters feature butterflies, ballerinas and animals all rendered in empty grayscale space. With as many works on walls as on canvas and paper, the relationship between vulnerability and strength remains constant in each work. This balance would come to define his creative approach. For this mural in Stavanger, the artist revisits familiar imagery by playing with the graffiti cycle. The evolution moved him closer to a simple yet effective aesthetic he believed could bridge the gap between the passion and spontaneity Graffiti held for him, with the fragility and transience of nature. Norwegian street and stencil artist Martin Whatson is best known for his colourful take on graffiti motifs, portraying monochrome stencilled figures interacting with extravagant swatches of multicoloured graffiti imagery. In the early 2000s, this interest in layers became more literal with the introduction of stencils into his work. The same deconstructive processes can be seen in his creative influences of Jose Parla and Cy Twombly. The physical architecture of the city was a constant inspiration, the elaboration and destruction of each generation contributing to the urban infrastructure. Growing up in Oslo Norway, Martin was an active part of the emerging graffiti scene of the early 90’s which at the time maintained zero tolerance. His works can be seen to mirror the rise and fall of the streets, as he symbolically recreates the urban environment, then vandalises it to reveal his vibrant transformations. Over the past decade, Martin has developed an unmistakable aesthetic combining abstract movement with figurative stencilled compositions. Martin Whatson (b.1984) is a Norwegian street artist best known for his calligraphic scribbles in grayscale voids. You can organize all your audio files in one place and listen to music wherever you are. Just tap a folder to start playing all the tracks it contains.ĭocuments works great as an iPhone music player app. ![]() You can navigate between your music folders using the Library tab in the player. Once you've created a folder with the selected songs, tap any track there, and Documents adds all other songs from this folder to the current queue. Learn how to create folders in Documents. 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